Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.
JERRY SEINFELDWhen you’ve been in the business 5-years, as a person, it’s like you’re 5-years old – like a child. 10-years and you’re 10-years old, 20… Etcetera. That’s how I measure maturity in this industry.
More Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
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I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
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The best revenge is living well.
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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.
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Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
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Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on ‘How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?
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[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who’s … normal … I’m not curious, I’m not interested.
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I was the best man at the wedding… If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?
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I can’t go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
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There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
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See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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I’ve been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It’s just something I’m very aware of.
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If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don’t you ever see anyone take one to the beach?
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This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.
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Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
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I didn’t know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it’s a musical.
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