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I didn’t know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it’s a musical.

Jerry Seinfeld

Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.
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Flame Glowing Pain Popular Something
I can’t go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
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Bad Movie Sarcastic Stranger
This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.
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Creative Idea Pursuit Want
That’s why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.
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Breakup Build Immunity Three Two
When you’ve been in the business 5-years, as a person, it’s like you’re 5-years old – like a child. 10-years and you’re 10-years old, 20… Etcetera. That’s how I measure maturity in this industry.
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Child Children Maturity Old Year
I didn’t know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it’s a musical.
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Funny Marriage Voice Wife
There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don’t have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.
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People Skill Socially Two
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
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Funny Humorous Music
Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
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Compare Need Smart Wise
I’ve been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It’s just something I’m very aware of.
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Car Crazy Years
I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
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Coffee Emotion Make Somehow
You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You’re telling the world, ‘I give up. I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.
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Give Send Sweatpant World
Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
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Average Country Funeral Mean People
Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it’s a relic.
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People Series Television Year
I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you’ll hit it.
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Essay Everything Know Well
If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
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Bore Long Need Stories

I didn’t know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it’s a musical.

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