Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
D. J. MACHALEOh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
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I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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To write, you need to find what you love.
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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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