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When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.

Bette Midler

The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.
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Different People Way
My parents taught me: Do not rely on a man. Not rely on it that you get married and it pays for you. That’s what I figured. I have always paid my own bills.
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Men Parent Pay
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Funny Humorous Memorable
We are all part of the ecosystem.
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All Ecosystems Parts
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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Cleaning Ideas Superwoman
Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Infidelity Pace Smell
I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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Memorable Women
If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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Actresses Being Different Singers
I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.
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Clothes Heart People
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
I never know how much of what I say is true.
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Cynicism Funny Truth
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
I always wanted to be a performer, I didn’t know exactly what kind of performer, all I knew was there were certain things that I liked. I liked movies a whole lot, and I loved music.
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Certain Kind Wanted
Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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Brutal People Previously Today
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Inspiration Memorable Tonight
I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.
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Planets Sanguine Way

When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.

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