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There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don’t even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don’t seem to have time now.

Ellen DeGeneres

I’m a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
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Lesbian People Vegetarian
Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most
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Devasting Happens Most Teach
No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.
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Cruz Pens Perfect
You know, it’s hard work to write a book. I can’t tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
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Book Hard Women Work
If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don’t memorize numbers anymore.
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Book Numbers Phones
I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
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Day Enjoy Growing Mistake
My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you’re kidding?… Noooo… as funny as that is, I’m not
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Dog Funny Humor
What goes up must come down, which is why I don’t wear tube tops.
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Come Down Tops Tubes
Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
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Decision Lines People
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble.
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Funny Humor Ideas
Please raise your children with love and non-judgement. Tell them everyone has the right to love who they want to love. It shouldn’t threaten you or who you are.
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Children Judgement Want
There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans
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Believe Germs People
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
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Funny Humor Inspirational
I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.
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Cute Funny Hilarious
I would love for the world to be happier.
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Happier Love World
There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don’t even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don’t seem to have time now.
ELLEN DEGENERES

Anymore Golf Jobs Running Understand

There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don’t even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don’t seem to have time now.

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There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don’t even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don’t seem to have time now.

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