The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.
SIMON COWELLAnything I shouldn’t laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I’m bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,’ and then I start laughing and I can’t stop.
More Simon Cowell Quotes
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I look at him [son Eric] and I think of my dad all the time…. I was born to be a dad.
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Sincerity is romantic. I don’t think you need gestures.
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Have I got a black book? Yes, it’s called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates – working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.
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I’m obsessed with cleanliness for myself, so I will take a bath three times a day, sometimes a steam twice a day in addition to that.
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I’d say the most dangerous thing I’ve ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand…
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I’ve had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year – who cares?
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Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
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It would hurt my feelings if I respected your opinions.
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There’s no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we’re happy; end of story.
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I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don’t have time for them. I can’t make phone calls and stuff. I just sit on my own for days.
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I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace it.
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I think the best singers in the world, historically, are American. Britain’s got its fair share, as well, but some of the greatest singers, ever, whether you’re talking about Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey or Aretha Franklin, are from the legacy here.
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I still put punctuation in my texts. If it’s an ‘I’, I make sure it’s a capital.
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You don’t hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.
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I like to know why a video has suddenly gone viral, why a song has broken, why a TV show is suddenly rating out of pattern… I’m pretty good at understanding why things are becoming popular.
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I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics.
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I don’t mind competition at all. I mean, the record business is the most competitive business in the world, probably. So I’m used to that. In a weird way, it kind of makes you work harder.
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You sounded like Dolly parton on helium.” (After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'”Eight Days A Week.)
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It’s not our intention to be mean. That’s just within us.
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I suggest we bring some normality back to this country and say if you are carrying a knife, there must be zero tolerance. If it was up to me, everyone caught with a knife would get an automatic ten year sentence.
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You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.
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What I would argue in my defence is that shows like Britain’s Got Talent and The X Factor have actually got people more interested in music again and are sending more people into record stores.
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It’s personalities, it’s conflict, it’s all of these things that actually make performers interesting.
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I never knew how much love and pride I would feel.
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My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don’t.
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I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
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