There’s nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.
ELLEN DEGENERESI don’t want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: “That’s a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.
More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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Yeah I’m thirty-six, but on the show I’m thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
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I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He’s the mayor of some small town in Texas. I could be the mayor’s wife right now.
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I’ve learned 2 things about tv. It’s always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES
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It would be horrible to live with someone who didn’t like the same things you like.
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It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.
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If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
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Do we have to know who’s gay and who’s straight? Can’t we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
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Please raise your children with love and non-judgement. Tell them everyone has the right to love who they want to love. It shouldn’t threaten you or who you are.
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it’s okay again. That’s what meditation is to me.
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I would love for the world to be happier.
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I’m sure there’s somebody out there who doesn’t like Betty White because she’s short and has white hair.
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Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
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I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot.
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You have to have funny faces and words, you can’t just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that’s why it’s hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
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It is a fundamental right for people to be allowed to love who they want to love and marry who they want to marry and stop holding on to some form of discrimination that it’s just isn’t fair.
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The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you’re not.
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The world is filled with negativity. I want people to watch me and think, “I feel good, and I’m going to make somebody else feel good today.
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It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
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You’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.
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I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
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So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.
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The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble.
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We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we’re cool 98 percent of the time, that 2-percent doofus is poised to take over our bodies without any warning.
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…we should be grateful for them because without our family-the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see every day-life is pretty boring.
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When I decided to have my character on the show come out, I knew I was going to have to come out, too. I never wanted to be the lesbian actress. I never wanted to be the spokesperson for the gay community. Ever. I did it for my own truth.
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