Anything I shouldn’t laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I’m bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,’ and then I start laughing and I can’t stop.
SIMON COWELLI’m a great believer in getting checked out because if you know you’re OK, you actually feel better; your mind plays a big part of it.
More Simon Cowell Quotes
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I didn’t have any qualifications when I left school – I had three O-levels.
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I look at him [son Eric] and I think of my dad all the time…. I was born to be a dad.
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I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
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Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson I thought, what am I doing this for? I don’t ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.’
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I suggest we bring some normality back to this country and say if you are carrying a knife, there must be zero tolerance. If it was up to me, everyone caught with a knife would get an automatic ten year sentence.
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The only magazines I read are car magazines.
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I’ve learned to deal with stress much better now, things don’t bother me in the way that they once used to.
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I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.
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The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated.
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I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics.
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They understand what their market is and who they should be selling records to, and most importantly, they know the kind of artist that they want to be, but they have to do it themselves. You don’t want a 13-year-old singing some awful song from a musical.
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There’s one argument that says we shouldn’t be putting these kids on under the age of 16. I think you’ve got to take it case by case.
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I couldn’t think of anything worse than being in an unhappy marriage. It worries me because I’ve seen it destroy people.
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I have total respect for anyone who discovers a band like Snow Patrol. I would be hopeless at signing a rock band, or anything alternative, cause I don’t know what that audience are into and I don’t particularly like that kind of music.
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I love TV. I love being behind the scenes on a TV show but there’s something about, I don’t know there’s something very special when you’ve signed an artist and that first record comes in and it’s a good record. It is an indescribable feeling.
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