There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHANI only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.
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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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