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I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.

Brendan Behan

I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Alcohol Drinking Two
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis

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