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I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He’s the mayor of some small town in Texas. I could be the mayor’s wife right now.

Ellen DeGeneres

One rough patch is not the big picture.
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Patch Picture Rough
I’ve learned 2 things about tv. It’s always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES
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Humor Philippines Singers Television
I believe one day a ‘ban on gay marriage’ will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out for equality for all of us.
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Believe Gay Out Speaks
I like sitting at outdoor restaurants; it would be nice to go someplace on the street and not worry about somebody taking my picture while I’m about to take a bite of something.
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Nice Pictures Somebody Worry
I don’t think I remember my first memory.
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Firsts Memories Thinking
Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I’ve been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I’m happy I could give him work.
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Funny Giving Humor
If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.
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Moving Spring Want
It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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Bigs Differences Positive Stay
We’re just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.
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Finding Happiness Mind Trying
We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we’re cool 98 percent of the time, that 2-percent doofus is poised to take over our bodies without any warning.
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Ironic Mistake Warning
I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He’s the mayor of some small town in Texas. I could be the mayor’s wife right now.
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Men School Texas
I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person.
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Compassion Kindness People
There is something about TM. It is the only time I have that stillness… It gives me this peaceful feeling-I just love it so much.
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Feelings Giving Peaceful
The world is filled with negativity. I want people to watch me and think, “I feel good, and I’m going to make somebody else feel good today.
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Feel Good People Thinking
Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values.
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Honesty Inspiring Kindness
Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony.
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Feet Hurt Shoes

I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He’s the mayor of some small town in Texas. I could be the mayor’s wife right now.

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I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He’s the mayor of some small town in Texas. I could be the mayor’s wife right now.

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