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ELLEN DEGENERESYou know, it’s hard work to write a book. I can’t tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
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I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I’ve started a record label, so I get to nurture new talent and talk about music, which is a passion of mine. I’ve written another book. And I get to come to work and do the TV show, which is always really fun.
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It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
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You know, it’s hard work to write a book. I can’t tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
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My hair is always at its best in New York. I don’t know what’s in the water. It could be mousse.
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The world is filled with negativity. I want people to watch me and think, “I feel good, and I’m going to make somebody else feel good today.
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I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person.
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I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot.
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I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.
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We’re just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.
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I don’t pay attention to the number of birthdays. It’s weird when I say I’m 53. It just is crazy that I’m 53. I think I’m very immature. I feel like a kid. That’s why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can’t do certain things anymore – like doing the plank for 10 minutes.
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I like sitting at outdoor restaurants; it would be nice to go someplace on the street and not worry about somebody taking my picture while I’m about to take a bite of something.
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I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
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The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.
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I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.
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We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.
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