Suffering is overated.
BILL VEECKThe season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.
More Bill Veeck Quotes
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It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball’s wounds are self-inflicted.
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Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
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You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.
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Hating the Yankees isn’t part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.
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If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.
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The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
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I believe in God, but I’m not too clear on the other details.
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I don’t break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.
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Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn’t changed
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I don’t mind the high price of stardom. I just don’t like the high price of mediocrity.
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I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
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Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.
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When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.
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Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
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Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
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