This is a game to be savored, not gulped. There’s time to discuss everything between pitches or between innings.
BILL VEECKThe season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.
More Bill Veeck Quotes
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Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
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I believe in God, but I’m not too clear on the other details.
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Suffering is overrated. It doesn’t teach you anything.
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I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing.
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Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
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There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.
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Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn’t changed
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
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How can you be a sage if you’re pretty? You can’t get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
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It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball’s wounds are self-inflicted.
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When the Supreme Court says baseball isn’t run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.
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I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
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You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.
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If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.
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What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have been brainwashed, dry-cleaned and dehydrated!…
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