May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps… sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
BILL HICKSI love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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You know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
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I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . .
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
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That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.
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I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” How do you know that? “Uh, well… we looked at the receipts.”
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Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
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I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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I saw…a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.
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