The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.
ELLEN DEGENERESIt is a fundamental right for people to be allowed to love who they want to love and marry who they want to marry and stop holding on to some form of discrimination that it’s just isn’t fair.
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, ‘Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it’s so repetitious.’
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Do we have to know who’s gay and who’s straight? Can’t we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
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I don’t think I remember my first memory.
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We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, ‘I have a problem with procrastination, too.’ I said ‘Really?… Get my sandwich.’
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I have an amazing team, I have amazing producers, I have amazing writers, but at the end of it, it’s me making the decisions on the writing, the tone, the editing.
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The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble.
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Penguins mate for life. Which doesn’t really surprise me, because they all look exactly alike. It’s not like they’re gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday.
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I know that experts say you’re more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn’t make me any less frightened of flying. If anything, it makes me more afraid of crossing the street.
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A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.
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It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
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I admire people who know they can’t sing. There are so many people out there who can’t sing, but they think they can, so they sing a lot.
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I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
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My dream guests are really not so much celebrities. They’re people who are actually interesting and they’re doing something interesting with their lives or had an interesting experience in some way. I really enjoy talking to regular, everyday people.
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My hair is always at its best in New York. I don’t know what’s in the water. It could be mousse.
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There’s always time to do things that you’re passionate about. … If my name helps get something out there that I believe in then I am going to produce it. … Design is really my true love.
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I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
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If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
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I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
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I’m so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!
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I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don’t harbour resentment.
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You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
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My name is Ellen and I’m a vegetarian. Just to add another label to me: I am a lesbian, aquarian and vegetarian. I’ve said it.
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I had a really tough time for a few years. My show was gone. My phone wasn’t ringing. There wasn’t one job offer. And at that point, I thought I knew for sure that I wouldn’t work in Hollywood again.
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I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.
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The way I see it… If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you’re doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
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