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[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.

Bette Midler

When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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Humorous Inspirational New York
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world.
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Book Saws World
I read a comment that made me think I should stop singing for a while. And I didn’t want to stop singing, because it was the only thing I loved. At first I thought,
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Please Singing Thinking
[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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Helen Orchestra Singing
Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true …In this life I was loved by you.
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Life Love Romantic
Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
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Cities People Want
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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Funny Nice Wise
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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Age Birthday Funny Mind
I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.
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Clothes Heart People
That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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Nominate Oscar Remember
From a distance the world looks blue and green, and the snow-capped mountains white. From a distance the ocean meets the stream, and the eagle takes to flight. From a distance, there is harmony, and it echoes through the land. It’s the voice of hope, it’s the voice of peace, it’s the voice of every man
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Distance Men Ocean
You can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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People Space Use
I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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Nature Love Spite
I think the essence of humor has not changed. It’s all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.
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Essence Issues Thinking

[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.

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