I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
ELLEN DEGENERESStuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
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There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans
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I don’t pay attention to the number of birthdays. It’s weird when I say I’m 53. It just is crazy that I’m 53. I think I’m very immature. I feel like a kid. That’s why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can’t do certain things anymore – like doing the plank for 10 minutes.
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I don’t consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.
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I think I let go of the need for approval. It certainly feels good when you get it, but I used to be more desperate for it. Once I felt better inside about myself… I could do everything based on how I want to do things.
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
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I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
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I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
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I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided to accept myself and know that I am good.
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It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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I just like observing people – it’s something I’ve done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That’s a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.
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The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.
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If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
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Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most
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Do we have to know who’s gay and who’s straight? Can’t we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
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