Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
D. J. MACHALESiry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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