I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
SIMON COWELLYou sounded like Dolly parton on helium.” (After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'”Eight Days A Week.)
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There’s no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we’re happy; end of story.
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I love producing shows. And so when you’re on a show where other people are making decisions you don’t necessarily agree with it, after a while you start to feel like a passenger.
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I’m obsessed with cleanliness for myself, so I will take a bath three times a day, sometimes a steam twice a day in addition to that.
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You don’t hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.
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You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.
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I think the best singers in the world, historically, are American. Britain’s got its fair share, as well, but some of the greatest singers, ever, whether you’re talking about Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey or Aretha Franklin, are from the legacy here.
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I didn’t have any qualifications when I left school – I had three O-levels.
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You sounded like Dolly parton on helium.” (After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'”Eight Days A Week.)
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My proudest achievement has been the success of the shows and artists I have been involved with, because they were made in Britain.
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I still put punctuation in my texts. If it’s an ‘I’, I make sure it’s a capital.
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I’ve had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year – who cares?
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It’s personalities, it’s conflict, it’s all of these things that actually make performers interesting.
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I don’t want to tell a 15 or 14 year old what they should be doing. I want them to tell me. And that’s what I got when I met Justin Bieber for the first time.
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Praise a stranger with a few nice words and he becomes a stranger that calls you a friend.
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I’ve always been petrified of working for a boss who I didn’t like but who I was in fear of, because I wanted my salary.
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