When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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