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  • D. J. MacHale Quote - Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
  • D. J. MacHale Quote - Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
  • D. J. MacHale Quote - Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
  • D. J. MacHale Quote - Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
  • D. J. MacHale Quote - Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
  • D. J. MacHale Quote - Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.

    Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.

    At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?

    Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon

    Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!

    I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders. Download This Image

    The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War

    If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

    I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.

    Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better. Download This Image

    I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back. Download This Image

    There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo

    Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon

    I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon

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    If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.

    Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram D. J. MacHale Quote - Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne

    Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne

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