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Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.

D. J. MacHale

Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hanging Out Penguins Yeah
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Love Mark Press
Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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Boogyman Knows People
I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hands Hurt Sorry
Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Courtney Mark Three
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Girlfriend Nice Reality
And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
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Adventure Challenges Way
There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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Different Jobs Soldier
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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Flats Sides Wall
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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Beach Girl Jobs
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Confused Dinosaur People
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges

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