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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

D. J. MacHale

Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
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Four Levers Special
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Love Mark Press
Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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Sweet Together Victory
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Girlfriend Nice Reality
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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Beach Girl Jobs
Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hanging Out Penguins Yeah
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Person Say Terrorist
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Learned Mistake Promise
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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Flats Sides Wall
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Hero Men Names
Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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One Shattering Simple
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Murder Three Times

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

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