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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

D. J. MacHale

I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Learned Mistake Promise
You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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Compassion Humility Pride
I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hands Hurt Sorry
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Kids Warrior Witty
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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Confused Light Men
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Person Say Terrorist
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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Flats Sides Wall
Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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Meant Presses Thing Way
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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Believe Evil Long
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Love Mark Press
Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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One Shattering Simple
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
To write, you need to find what you love.
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Love Needs Writing
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Confused Dinosaur People
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Murder Three Times

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

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