I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALEDo you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
More D. J. MacHale Quotes
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Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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