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There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.

Brad Williams

When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
BRAD WILLIAMS

Comedian Night Soldier
There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.
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Apart Haer Joke Skills Thinking
I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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Enough Much Smart Too
I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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More Offers Funny
There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.
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Country People Problem
I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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Children Fun People
I don’t take too many things too seriously.
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Many Seriously Things
I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That’s the constant. That’s the thing that I’m going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
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Constant Love Show Television
It’s extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what’s going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly.
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Country Educated Extremely Laughing Silly
It’s weird when people ask me, “Why are you so nice?” It’s like, “Because that’s just what you should do. You should be kind to people.” It seems really basic, but it’s amazing how many people forget that.
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Be Kind Nice People
I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”
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Comedian Menus
Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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Mean People Realized Seen
I try not to be hateful.
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Country Hateful People Trying
If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
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Depth Politics Surface
In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.
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Aspect Entertainment Individual
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, “That joke offended me,” I’m still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
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Asian Black People

There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.

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