I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
BERNIE MACI’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
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I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
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I was a street performer for two years.
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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Comedy has been so good to me.
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That’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail.
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You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
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I’ve been in training for stardom.
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When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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Hugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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They say if you don’t have your health you ain’t got nothing, but the truth is you ain’t got nothing if you don’t have no one to worry about your health.
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You’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
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I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it.
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