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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

Bill Hicks

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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Creative Creativity Evolution
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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Drunk Games Marijuana Obnoxious
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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Abortion Say Talk Thing
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don’t want any gay people hanging around me while I’m killing kids. I just don’t want to see it.
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Funny Humor Military
Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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Cancer Disease Heart Seriously
I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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Abortion Baby Steps Unwanted
It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Drug Freedom Personal War
Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
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Country Dad Hate Sometimes
Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
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Caffeine Energize Friday Monday Productive The Figure
If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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Agnostic Atheism Atheist
They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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Comedian Good Life Smoking
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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Created Fear Organization
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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Dad Funny Motivational
Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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Law Made Natural
So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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Good Person Wherever
Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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Rocks Thinking World

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

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