“It’s about something that strikes you as funny but I do it with a Christian world view: why we think the way we do based on God’s plan. I lift up my God and my country and I resist political correctness.”

Oh, I know: If you’re fat, let’s not blame you, let’s sue McDonalds! Oh, for cryin’ out loud, hey, if you smoke, not your fault, it’s the tobacco company’s fault! Hey, if you shoot somebody, not your fault, let’s blame the gun industry!

That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.

Who is more irrational, the guy who believes in a God he can’t see, or a guy who’s offended by a God he doesn’t believe in?

If God is a crutch, then atheism is a coma.

If the truth conflicts with my beliefs, I change my beliefs.

The way to stop political correctness is to not do it. If someone says, You offended me then you say I don’t care! If they’re offended by the truth, that’s their issue!

I bring up God alot in my show, know why? Because I miss him.

I have never thought that a Christian would be free of suffering, umfundisi.

The secret of every discord in Christian homes and communities and churches is that we seek our own way and our own glory.

I promise to look after everyone in the community, not just those who come to church, not just white people, not just the Christians.

There’s no such thing as an unsent Christian. You have already been SENT.

You cannot sell a Christendom approach to a post-Christian world. They are anti-Christian.

Being a Christian does not mean that there is one way of living a Christian life.

During my 2004 presidential campaign, I was fond of saying that it was high time for the Christian right to meet the right Christians.

A lot of that we see today, where the Muslims are against the Christians and the Christians are against Jews and the Jews are against Arabs – I mean, it just it goes on and on and on.