I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
BILL WATTERSONI liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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