We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSONI liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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