Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
BILL WATTERSONI liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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