I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
BRENDAN BEHANI’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
BRENDAN BEHANEvery cripple has his own way of walking.
BRENDAN BEHANMany a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
BRENDAN BEHANIn a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHANIt is a good deed to forget a poor joke
BRENDAN BEHANAn author’s first duty is to let down his country.
BRENDAN BEHANNinety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
BRENDAN BEHANHe was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
BRENDAN BEHANI ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
BRENDAN BEHANI have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHANMost horror movies are certainly that.
BRENDAN BEHANA general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHANOne drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHANA man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
BRENDAN BEHANThat you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHANWhat the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
BRENDAN BEHAN