Bonnie McFarlane on awkward
Bonnie McFarlane4 quotes“My sister is also retarded. Across the board. She’s a one hundred per cent, honest to goodness, born that way retard.”
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If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession.
Bonnie McFarlaneBonnie McFarlane Well I grew up in Canada in a really small town. We didn’t have running water for a long time and we didn’t have TV. Then when we did get TV we only had one channel.
Bonnie McFarlaneBonnie McFarlane When I first started doing stand-up, I would be so nervous that I would just binge drink really heavily right before my sets, and as you can imagine, that had its drawbacks. But now I’m a professional, so I pace myself throughout the day.
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Caught inside my mind trapped between its horrid lines losing precious time.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados Some women will have you look at life differently.
Eleni SophiaEleni Sophia The biggest reward often require the largest risks.
Nicole BrownNicole Brown Being with you is familiar, like playing guitar after some time; the theory is there but my fingers have forgotten the chords.
AstaAsta Late-night conservations, Breathtaking memories, and an endless sky full of unseen dazzling stars. That’s how I want to remember us.
AurthurAurthur Nothing is more terrifying than falling in love.
Helena DegnHelena Degn People who cannot see through souls will keep searching for beauty in faces and will never find it.
Shilpa GoelShilpa Goel There is someone out there waiting to love you in all the ways you deserve.
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Most days now his loss is a part of her, an awkward weight she carries around, invisible to everyone else, subtly altering the way she moves through the day. But today, the Anniversary of the day he died, is a day when all bets are off.
Jojo MoyesJojo Moyes Such young men are often awkward, ungainly, and not yet formed in their gait; they straggle with their limbs, and are shy; words do not come to them with ease, when words are required, among any but their accustomed associates.
Anthony TrollopeAnthony Trollope The custom and fashion of today will be the awkwardness and outrage of tomorrow – so arbitrary are these transient laws.
Alexandre DumasAlexandre Dumas I would’ve done when I was 16, like texting a really awkward “I like you” message to someone.
Alan PalomoAlan Palomo Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.
Alain de BottonAlain de Botton The teenage years are ridiculously crucial and hard and, um, awkward.
Aimee TeegardenAimee Teegarden No matter where you are or where you grow up, you always go through the same awkward moments of being a teenager and growing up and trying to figure out who you are.
Aimee TeegardenAimee Teegarden It shouldn’t be this awkward situation. It should be that we’re there, having a great time.
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