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  • Bill Burr Quote - I just do my act. If people in England don’t get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.
  • Bill Burr Quote - I just do my act. If people in England don’t get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.
  • Bill Burr Quote - I just do my act. If people in England don’t get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.
  • Bill Burr Quote - I just do my act. If people in England don’t get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.
  • Bill Burr Quote - I just do my act. If people in England don’t get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.
  • Bill Burr Quote - I just do my act. If people in England don’t get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.
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I just do my act. If people in England don’t get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.

Bill Burr

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    Business runs hot and cold so the more you’re in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bill Burr Quote - I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I’m thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I’ve seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal.

    I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I’m thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I’ve seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bill Burr Quote - I couldn’t trash [Adolf] Hitler enough. Poor bastards, they make all these contributions to the automotive industry, aeronautics, space – but you pick one wrong guy and it’s all out the window. They’re never gonna live that one down.

    I couldn’t trash [Adolf] Hitler enough. Poor bastards, they make all these contributions to the automotive industry, aeronautics, space – but you pick one wrong guy and it’s all out the window. They’re never gonna live that one down.

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    We need a plague. It’s gotta happen. And don’t worry, it’s only gonna kill the weak. Seriously. Put on a sweater, take some vitamins, you’re gonna be fine! We gotta let mother nature do her thing, man. She keeps trying to help us out and we won’t let her do it.

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    People should be happy to see you when you show up to a club because you’re a good person. And stop caring about what the industry is “looking for”. Just say what you think is funny. .

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    The greatest comebacks ever – watching [Donald Trump] get the nomination for the Republican Party is the most astounding thing I’ve ever seen.

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    Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.

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    I’ve had a great time on the road, I would say shooting guns with a silencer in Jacksonville, Fla.

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    It’s just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is hilarious, so no.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bill Burr Quote - Some guy workin’ at Home Depot, he wants to f-k just as many women as a celebrity. But he can’t do it, because whores don’t care about lumber. Download This Image

    Some guy workin’ at Home Depot, he wants to f-k just as many women as a celebrity. But he can’t do it, because whores don’t care about lumber.

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    It’s been a dream to work with Netflix because they don’t have any pressure from advertisers.

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    Like when I finally got away from the east coast for a while, and I came back there was just this underlying anger that I never noticed before, because I was born there and just dropped right into it.

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    If I get married I get a tax break, if I have a kid I get a tax break, if I get a mortgage I get a tax break. I don’t have any kids and I drive a hybrid, I think I should get a tax break.

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    Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!

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    To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I’m just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

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    I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.

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