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One of my biggest problems in life has been my inability to lie.

Billy Childish

I loved moustaches. I used to draw myself with one. When I was 14, I was really into war and Van Gogh.
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Moustache Used War
I’ve dubbed myself as an amateur, not because I work in different field, but because I do what I do for love.
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Amateur Different Fields Love
It is an artist’s duty to be on the wrong end of the see-saw.
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Artist Ends Saws
Bowie and McCartney arrived, and the biscuits and caviare started and I left immediately. I don’t like shouting across rooms, with people in shiny suits who look like used-car salesmen.
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Cars Looks People Shouting
I gave up drinking lots of whiskey and began to practice yoga and meditation. As a result I am not dead.
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Drinking Health Yoga
I’m going to get a pair of wire-snips, and I’ve also started a new campaign to have blank CDs on jukeboxes so you can play the silence.
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Campaign Cd Jukeboxes Play Silence
I think that the mythology of Van Gogh’s life, and the beauty of his paintings, is unstoppable.
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Painting Thinking Unstoppable
I’ve not been an admirer of contemporary music since punk rock went off the boil in 1977, but once a year I’ll listen to ‘Spiral Scratch’ by the Buzzcocks, or ‘Hippy Hippy Shake’ by the Swinging Blue Jeans. Otherwise, I can put up with Chopin or shakuhachi flute in the background.
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Blue Hippy Punk Rocks Since Years
I did not like prizes at school. I didn’t like tests or exams, or the 11+, or O-levels. Later I hated B.A.s and M.A.s. The reason I hated them is that I don’t like being tested, failed or falsely praised by anyone.
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Levels Reason School Tests
I don’t spend a lot of time working if I can help it.
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Helping Time Working
I agreed to co-found the Stuckists to be allowed to say what I wanted, and I left the Stuckists because I didn’t really want to be in them in the first place.
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Left Place Really Wanted
We believe in a society in delusion, and if you’re awake and not deluded people tell you you’re mad. That’s why I’m a freak and they’re not. But I’m actually not.
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Believe Mad People
The most challenging work I’ve seen of late is by The British Art Resistance. Their document, ‘A Call for Heroes in an Age of Cowards’, is apt in these days of witless chancers.
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Challenging Heroes Late Resistance Schnauzers Seen Witness
We are not actually in charge of life, yet we behave as if we are the masters of our own destiny. The realization of this fact is quite a hard one. The ridiculousness of our pomposity and presumption can only result in anger or humor.
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Actually Behave Destiny Facts Quiet Realization
Being a fan of authentic Dada, I find today’s art – what I call ‘Bankers’ Dada’ – mind-numbingly dull.
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Art Challenging Hero Work
My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable.
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Favourite Feelings Jokes

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