“Hitler and Joseph Goebbels understood that if you say something loud and long enough many people will believe it.”

Drive through a yellow light, and you may be ticketed thanks to a camera tied onto a pole. Everybody’s watching everything. And then sending it out to the world via email.

I don’t care about the Constitution! The Constitution isn’t here; you’re here. Don’t be a pinhead.

Yet, many of us in America stay far, far away from this topic. That in itself is a national scandal. Bad parenting is gravely harming this nation.

Each segment has to pay off, so you have to look at it in a very, very micro-level and make each chapter in the book, each segment on a TV show, entertaining and informative, and if you do that then a cumulative affect will be success.

Sociologists well understand that chaos at home causes violent behavior, educational failure and social alienation among children.

Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.

I think the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals abused its power all day long.

I would decriminalize marijuana, but you step out of your house high and you bother somebody else in any way, shape or form, I’m going to slap a fine on you that’s going to curl your hair!

I used to be a wicked disco guy.

When I die, I don’t want my demise to be used as a political rally, and that’s what happened yesterday.

Jobs that cannot be delivered must never be promised. It’s unfair to raise people’s hopes that way.

President Ted Cruz is going to send the feds to his house, take him out and put him on a plane.

Now everybody’s paying higher premiums and more deductibles that’s coming out of working people’s pockets and that’s one of the reasons that his legacy has been refuted.

They established their patriotic credentials long ago, and are either supportive of the Bush agenda or know when to keep their traps shut.

Tide comes in, tide goes out, you can’t explain it!

Look, I debate for a living so I don’t need to learn any lessons from amateurs.

People may find it more comfortable to listen to us if we equivocate, but in the long run only words that discomfort them are going to change our situation.

Long after i am dead and gone, the light will continue to burn and be borne aloft, giving light and guidance to all people

I think the sad fact is, there’s a long history in this country at looking at African-American as subhuman.

So long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer and courage, so long are you young. When your heart is covered with the snows of pessimism and the ice of cynicism, then, and then only, are you grown old. And then, indeed as the ballad says, you just fade away

Fumes of wine shorten the long road.

It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

I really feel the novel has certain conveniences about it and has something so fundamental about it you could almost say that as long as there is paper, there is going to be the novel.

There is not a right too long denied to which we do not aspire in order to achieve; there is not a wrong too long endured that we are not determined to abolish.