“Well I grew up in Canada in a really small town. We didn’t have running water for a long time and we didn’t have TV. Then when we did get TV we only had one channel.”

My sister is also retarded. Across the board. She’s a one hundred per cent, honest to goodness, born that way retard.

If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession.

When I first started doing stand-up, I would be so nervous that I would just binge drink really heavily right before my sets, and as you can imagine, that had its drawbacks. But now I’m a professional, so I pace myself throughout the day.

Look at the orators in our republics; as long as they are poor, both state and people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public funds, they conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people and attack the democracy.

If I stay in one mindset or place for too long, I get crazy.

Maybe there is no tomorrow for us. Thats why I’m hoping today to be a very long day.

There’s plenty for me to do. There are more albums. I’ll record as long as I can and as long as my voice works as well as it does now and for as long as people want to hear me.

I no longer wonder what you are doing now I just know you exist and I hope you haven’t unlearnt the way we used to vibrate towards each other without words.

The sun in you will rise when you’ll start longing for the light.

I would rather live a short life of glory than a long one of obscurity.

Everything that is going to last a long time will also take a lot of time to come true.