“When another player screws up, I kind of erase it and make a good play.”

I’ve made a few hits where I’ll look up at the screen and be like, ‘Oh my God.’ Like it wasn’t even me, like I just watched another guy kill this guy, and I don’t even think that was me that made that hit.

In movies we tend make things black and white: you’re either this, or you’re that.

I want to be one of the top guys in the back end and make sure I keep our team in line and doing the right things in front of me.

I’m the type of guy who wants to make every play.

The first records I heard were from Dizzy Gillespie and people like that.

I have no idea why my mom picked Bob, and I’ve never asked her. My name used to get slaughtered all the time by other people. I was ‘Desmond’ or ‘Damon’ or ‘Demon.’ So Bob’s cool.

Play fast, play smart, play aggressive, bring energy!

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn’t tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California.

I admit I’m being paid well, but it’s no more than I deserve. After all, I’ve been screwed more times than a hooker.

I’ve screwed up a lot, but I’ve always admitted it.

My knee is screwed. I had the meniscus cut out.

I look at the newspapers, and I cannot believe most of the stories I read. Bernie Madoff, who actually screwed millions of people for billions of dollars.

I’m a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, “How am I going to screw this up?” [Laughs] If I’m really actively trying to think of a parody, then I’ll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

Sleep only when you’re tired. Screw only when you’re horny.