“Sleep only when you’re tired. Screw only when you’re horny.”

I quit being afraid when my first venture failed and the sky didn’t fall down.

The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.

Don’t just learn something from every experience, learn something positive.

Only cream and SOBs rise to the top.

When big-time blunders occur in any workplace, the boss or bosses usually are at fault, not clerks or secretaries or salespeople.

Everyone should fail in a big way at least once before reaching forty.

USA Today hopes to serve as a forum for better understanding and unity to help make the USA truly one nation.

Not reporters, the buck stops with the boss.

Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you’re thirsty.

Be as nice as possible and as nasty as necessary.

Never hesitate to steal a good idea.

When the voices of democracy are silenced, freedom becomes a hollow concept.

No man or woman should be sentenced to the shadows of silence for something he or she has said or written.

There are mornings when all men experience with fatigue a flush of tenderness that makes them horny.