“Homo sapiens Yuck You contemporary fools laugh at religious and political lies spewed by sociopaths, lies that tether you forever to poverty and mediocrity.”

Yet, when your ears come upon the truth, the facts of life, you hide your faces and cry, not able

I think comedy’s just about being interested in comedy and what makes people laugh and experimenting.

I once got sacked for laughing … mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.

I will build my empire next to the sea, so I can laugh from my throne as my enemies drown.

I pity anyone who can’t laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can’t laugh.

When you did the job, you thought you were just trying to amuse your friends who are all on the job. I’m just trying to make the sound guy laugh, the script supervisor.

I remember when TV networks believed in the First Amendment. It is a messed up situation when Miley Cyrus gets a laugh, and Phil Robertson gets suspended.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.

Because real thoughts come from outside and travel with us like the noodle soup we take to work; in other words, inquisitors burn books in vain.