Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? ‘Cause he had problems.
BERNIE MACYou can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
-
-
I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
BERNIE MAC -
I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
BERNIE MAC -
My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’
BERNIE MAC -
I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.
BERNIE MAC -
My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.
BERNIE MAC -
I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
BERNIE MAC -
I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
BERNIE MAC -
I’m very much disciplined because I’m more mature. When I was young I just wanted to live, I could jump, I could run, I was quick and I was relentless.
BERNIE MAC -
My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
BERNIE MAC -
I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
BERNIE MAC -
When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
BERNIE MAC -
I can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
BERNIE MAC -
You know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late. You fryin’ toast? At nine o’clock at night? With bacon? You’re broke.
BERNIE MAC -
I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
BERNIE MAC -
When I hit my 20s, I struggled to make it. I got married at 19, and my daughter, Je’Niece, was born a year later. I worked blue collar jobs during the day and comedy clubs at night, and I was earning about $25 a year doing stand-up.
BERNIE MAC