When the Supreme Court says baseball isn’t run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.
BILL VEECKI don’t mind the high price of stardom. I just don’t like the high price of mediocrity.
More Bill Veeck Quotes
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Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
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How can you be a sage if you’re pretty? You can’t get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
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What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have been brainwashed, dry-cleaned and dehydrated!…
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Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
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Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
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When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.
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Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
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Suffering is overated.
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I don’t want the natural athlete — I want a guy who’ll go after the hard ones.
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You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.
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The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.
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I don’t mind the high price of stardom. I just don’t like the high price of mediocrity.
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Hating the Yankees isn’t part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.
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The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
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