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A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.

Bette Midler

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Fun Giving People
Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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Hack Just
[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
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Princess Royalty Spite
The [film] industry is an ecosystem that’s sick.
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Ecosystems Movie Sick
Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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Mean People Trying
For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating – and then only by waiters.
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Depression Eating Speak
Music is probably the only place I get energy from. Music and maybe watching a really tremendous performer, watching a terrific performer like Jagger or watching a great movie.
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Energy Music Performers
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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Cleaning Ideas Superwoman
Without passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.
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Over You Passion Running
I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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House News Stories Watches
I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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Memorable Women
As you age, feelings do diminish.
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Age Diminish Feelings
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
I always wanted to be a performer, I didn’t know exactly what kind of performer, all I knew was there were certain things that I liked. I liked movies a whole lot, and I loved music.
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Certain Kind Wanted
it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
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Annihilation Costume Exactly Gotten
That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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Nominate Oscar Remember

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