Disneyland. The world’s biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
BILL MURRAYI really don’t know what’s going to come out of my mouth.
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So far, I’ve only sailed in the Caribbean. I’ve sailed the Virgin Island and The Grenadines. I liked all that. We charted some really crummy boats in the Grenadines. That made for an exciting sailing trip (laughs) when everything goes well.
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You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.
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I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
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Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
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We’re born alone. We do need each other. It’s lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that’s part of your obligation.
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Every moment that you share someone else’s pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.
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No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.
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Be available for life to happen.
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The only good thing about fame that I’ve gotten is I’ve gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I’ve gotten into a restaurant when I didn’t have a suit and tie on. That’s really about it.
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Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
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Every day, he was talking to the studio about this helicopter shot.
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When you see grown men near to tears because they’ve missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.
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Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I’m just telling everyone that it’s a wonderful place to go.
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