My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
BILLY WILDERHindsight is always twenty-twenty.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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If something smells bad, why put your nose in it?
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Love is the hardest thing in the world to write about. So simple. You’ve got to catch it through details, like the early morning sunlight hitting the gray tin of the rain spout in front of her house.
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Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
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Make subtlety obvious.
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I, you know, am all over the place – every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent.
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I hate that word. It’s return–a return to the millions of people who’ve never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
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A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
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I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.
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I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.
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I am appalled by this Marilyn Monroe cult. Perhaps it’s getting to be an act of courage to say the truth about her. Well, let me be courageous.
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God save me from myself.
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I have never met anyone as utterly mean as Marilyn Monroe. Nor as utterly fabulous on the screen, and that includes Garbo.
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Well, nobody’s perfect.
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[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
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My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?
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