If something smells bad, why put your nose in it?
BILLY WILDERMy English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don’t bury our dead. When you think it’s out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
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God save me from myself.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper.
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A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
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You’re as good as the best thing you’ve ever done.
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Love is the hardest thing in the world to write about. So simple. You’ve got to catch it through details, like the early morning sunlight hitting the gray tin of the rain spout in front of her house.
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Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
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I am appalled by this Marilyn Monroe cult. Perhaps it’s getting to be an act of courage to say the truth about her. Well, let me be courageous.
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One’s too many and a hundred’s not enough.
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If you don’t like what you’re doing, it’s unlikely anyone else will either, so be sure you are happy with your own work first.
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Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
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I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
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The forest of Compiegne. Look at it. Like a kind grandmother dozing in her rocking chair. Old trees practicing curtsies in the wind because they still think Louis XIV is king.
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I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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