Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
BERNIE MACYou’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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My comedy comes from pain. I can’t stand to see someone hurting.
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You’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
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It’s a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are.
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I’ve always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there’s people used to get mad at me because I didn’t hang out and things like that. I’ve never been that kind of person. Nothing has changed in that regard. I’ve never been posse, and all that. I’m a quiet storm.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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It was rough being dark. I got heat from my own people more than anyone else. I remember going to my mom and saying, ‘Why am I so black?’ And she said, ‘Because I’m black. You just gotta always work harder than the average bear.’
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I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and Joan Crawford and Red Skelton and those guys and Bill Cosby. They did quality and substance. You always remember them.
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Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
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I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
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I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
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I want to do something that people can really say, ‘Hey, man, that was good, I’m proud of you, I’m proud of that.’ ‘Pride’ and ‘Transformers’ and things like that.
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