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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

Bill Watterson

That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
BILL WATTERSON

Being Country Differences Happiness Happy
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
BILL WATTERSON

Funny Inspirational Witty
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Definitions Desk Library Needs Reference
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Demand Kind Sacrifice
[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Looks Scrabble Vowels
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
BILL WATTERSON

Homework Negotiation Procrastinating Skills Use

Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

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