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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

Bill Watterson

Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Inspirational Nature Stars
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Cultural Disintegrating Impact Less Money
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Looks Scrabble Vowels
Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Everyone Knows Letter Played Score Word
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life

Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

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