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I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

Bill Veeck

Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
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Baseball Basketball Football
Wake up the echoes at the Hall of Fame and you will find that baseball’s immortals were a rowdy and raucous group of men who would climb down off their plaques and go rampaging through Cooperstown, taking spoils….
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Cooperstown Group Plague Rampaging Rowdy
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
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Baseball Inspirational Softball Sports
What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have been brainwashed, dry-cleaned and dehydrated!…
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Baseball Reading Wall
I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
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Baseball Tests Trying
You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.
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Always Outside Possibility Smack Watching
Suffering is overated.
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Life Love Relationship
People identify with the swashbuckling individuals, not polite little men who field their position well. Sir Galahad had a big following – but I’ll bet Lancelot had more.
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Baseball Men People
I don’t want the natural athlete — I want a guy who’ll go after the hard ones.
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Athlete Guy Want
If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.
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Justice Men White
When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.
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Baseball Individualism Rooms
The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.
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Baseball Games Late
It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball’s wounds are self-inflicted.
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Attitude Baseball Self
Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
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Batteries Next Two
Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.
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Atmosphere Attitude Baseball
Though it is a team game by definition, it is actually a series of loosely connected individual efforts.
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Effort Games Individual Team

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