The two sides of Bernie – that’s a quiet weapon that I have.
BERNIE MACThe two sides of Bernie – that’s a quiet weapon that I have.
BERNIE MACI’ve always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there’s people used to get mad at me because I didn’t hang out and things like that. I’ve never been that kind of person. Nothing has changed in that regard. I’ve never been posse, and all that. I’m a quiet storm.
BERNIE MACWhatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.
BERNIE MACI want to play a villain – I can’t wait to play a villain.
BERNIE MACI learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father – who I had only recently met – died.
BERNIE MACWhatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
BERNIE MACHugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
BERNIE MACAmerica…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
BERNIE MACI’m an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you’re going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.
BERNIE MACI want to speak directly to the audience, to say, ‘I’m like you – I’m frustrated, I’m not an expert, I don’t have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I’m selfish too.’
BERNIE MACWhen you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.
BERNIE MACThe Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
BERNIE MACMy comedy comes from pain. I can’t stand to see someone hurting.
BERNIE MACI ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
BERNIE MACYou can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
BERNIE MACMy girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’
BERNIE MAC