I can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
BERNIE MACBernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
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I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.
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I was born October 5, 1957, on the South Side of Chicago, in the Woodlawn area, a neighborhood that hasn’t changed much in forty-five years. Our house was on 66th and Blackstone, but the city tore it down when the rats took over.
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Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
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America…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
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I’ve introduced myself with comedy, and once you’ve introduced yourself as something, that’s where people keep you. That’s where people like to hold you.
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I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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Whatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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