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Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.

Bette Midler

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Fun Giving People
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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Birth Giving Virgins
For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating – and then only by waiters.
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Depression Eating Speak
Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
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Cities People Want
Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Balls People
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Inspiration Memorable Tonight
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Funny Humorous Memorable
Self-esteem is something you have to earn!
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Earn Self Esteem Something
I have my standards. They’re low, but I have them.
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Low Lows Standards
Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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Mean People Trying
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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Cleaning Ideas Superwoman
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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About Enough Thinking
I sold my soul to rock ‘n’ roll.
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Rocks Roll Sold Soul
Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Hard People Self Esteem Work
A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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Grow Up Mother People
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Drinking Drunk Perspective

Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.

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Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.

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