All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
BETTE MIDLERPreviously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.
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When I started in this [music] business, I had a dream, but it was amorphous, and I had no experience. I just had a fuzzy notion of what life would be like if I became what I pictured.
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[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
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Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
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When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T
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I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.
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The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
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Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.
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I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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We are all part of the ecosystem.
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Life is like cooking your masterpiece recipe. You have to get the right ingredients,have the right mixture and the right cooking time to reveal the PERFECT and DELICIOUS TASTE of your craft.
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[On Denmark:] … that little country of cottage cheese and courage.
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When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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I think the essence of humor has not changed. It’s all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.
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If you’re passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.
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There comes a time whenyou haveto let yourclothesgo out in the world and try to make it on their own.
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For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating – and then only by waiters.
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