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I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.

Bette Midler

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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Bears Grudge Mind
I believe that Judy Garland’s artistry was so fine. I mean, when people say: ‘oh, she brought so much of her life to her music’, I don’t really believe that. I believe that she didn’t have to. She just was a moving human being. That was her gift.
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Believe Mean Moving
All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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Believe Gay Rumor
Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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Groups People Two
I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.
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Planets Sanguine Way
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Chain Devil Soul
Do I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
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Down Market Money
I always try to balance the light with the heavy – a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
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Art Cancer Light
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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About Enough Thinking
The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.
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Different People Way
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Best Hard People Work
Do you want to live and work in a garbage dump? I don’t. That’s partly because I grew up in the most pristine environment possible – Hawaii, where it is sacrilege to leave your garbage on the ground.
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Dump Garbage Possible Wanted
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
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Jakhammer Poetry Rap
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love
A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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Grow Up Mother People
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave

I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.

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I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.

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