Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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I was brought up on rock-‘n’-roll. It was sort of funny because I couldn’t get interested in anything else – I tried and tried but I couldn’t get into science…or mathematics, I just cut myself off from anything else there was to get interested in.
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I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you’re bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it’s going to make you miserable?
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The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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You can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
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I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.
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[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
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Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
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A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world. That’s why I’m concerned about education, because it helps our children see other worlds.
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The old forms of entertainment are not extinct. Live performances are the pinnacle. If you can something that people want to see live, then you have a great career.
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